Copyright 2001 --- Robert Baer Jr. Otto & Sam -- "Ski Vacation" DISCLAIMER Road Rovers characters, names, situations and the Road Rovers universe are the property of Warner Bros. I, nor this script/story are connected with Warner Bros. in any way, shape or form. This document may not be publicized or reproduced in any way, shape or form. It must remain fully intact and may not be altered in anyway. It is strictly used for not-for-profit entertainment purposes only, and is not intended to infringe on any Copyrights. This story is written by Robert Baer Jr and the characters Otto, Samantha Maddog, Starlight and Uncle Buford are all Robert Baer Jr's creations, copyright 1997-1999. . Otto & Sam -- "Ski Vacation" The scene is a ski resort in Vail, Colorado. Otto and Samantha, dressed in matching ski jackets and pants, are taking the 'lift' up to the top of the mountain. SAMANTHA (happy): Oh Otto! The view is so beautiful up here! I'm so glad we've finally decided to take that second honeymoon we've been talking about! OTTO (nods): I concur, Samantha! I must confess that skiing will be a new and exciting experience. SAMANTHA (happy): Just the open air, sun shining all around, no worries, no missions, no danger... OTTO (points): Look down there! I do believe there are many celebraties in this vincinity SAMANTHA (smiles): Good! Then all of the press and media can keep THEM busy, not us! Otto and Samantha make it to the top and are just getting ready for their first run. Suddenly, they are tapped on the shoulder by Britney Spears. BRITNEY (excited); WOW!! It's you, it's really you! Otto and Sam, the famous crimefighters! Can I have your autographs? SAMANTHA (nods): You certainly may, ma'am! OTTO (writes): There you are... by the way, what is your name? BRITNEY (shocked): My name? SAMANTHA (nods); Yes ma'am, I could personalize this autograph if I knew your first name.. BRITNEY (surprised); You..you don't know who I am? OTTO (sternly): Scanning.... searching data flies .... (nods): You are known as Britney Spears, famous recording artist and ... BRITNEY (upset): You should've recognized me in the FIRST place, mutts! Give me my autograph pad back! SAMANTHA (sadly): I'm sorry, Miss Spears, ma'am... BRITNEY (furious): Oh shut up Lassie! You and the six million dollar dog stay away from me! Samantha growls as Britney Spears turns around and walks away. OTTO (calmly): It is alright. I am not hurt by her remarks... SAMANTHA (angry); She insults you one more time and she'll have a whole new meaning to 'Oops, I did it again!" OTTO (shakes head): Samantha, delete that sequence from your memory banks. We came here to relax and have pleasure. Let us proceed to ski! Samantha nods as she and Otto begin to ski downhill. Sam is a little 'shaky' on her skis but Otto follows her all the way down the hill. SAMANTHA (happy); That was great! I think I'm getting the hang of this! Let's do it again! OTTO (ears perk up): There is a crisis. I am picking up a ski patrol report, there is a missing nine year old boy in the woods. He strayed from his parents and his current whereabouts are unknown.. SAMANTHA (shocked); OH NO!!! We have to find him... OTTO (sternly): Scanning..... picking up single human life sign .... setting coordinates.... With a loud BOOM!!!! they are soon standing in front of a very frigthened little boy. OTTO (calmly): Fear not young human, we have come to rescue you... BOY (points): That's what I'm afraid of! Otto and Samantha look up to see a huge grizzley bear rushing towards them. OTTO (sternly): Samantha, stay with the child, I will deter the bear. Samantha and the boy watch as Otto calmly walks towards the charging bear. Soon, Otto lets out a very loud, amplified roar of a lion, this causes the bear to turn around and run away. OTTO (nods): Predictable reaction.... BOY (looks at Sam): You...your dogs! SAMANTHA (smiles): Yes, I'm Samantha Maddog and this is my husband Otto. BOY (happy): You're Road Rovers! I've seen you in the news! OTTO (nods); This is correct, now, time to return you to your parents.. With a loud BOOM!!!! the three now stand in front of the ski patrol office where the boy's parents have been waiting. When the boy rushes over to hug his mom and dad, Otto and Sam decide to teleport back up to the mountain for more skiing. OTTO (sternly): If we'd stayed, the press would be surrounding us and ruin our time together alone. SAMANTHA (nods): Good thinking, dear! I want to ski more! Once more, the two cano-sapiens have a good run down the trail. SAMANTHA (happy): It's no wonder humans enjoy skiing so much! OTTO (nods): It is quite an enjoyable activity.. (ears perk up) Another emergency call... an ice fisherman's been pulled under the ice nearby.. SAMANTHA (shocked): OH NO!!! We haven't a moment to lose! With a loud BOOM!!! Otto and Samantha appear beside of the emergency rescue team. WORKER (panicked): He's too far under the ice! We won't be able to reach him in time! OTTO (sternly): Prepare a stretcher with fresh blankets WORKER (confused); What are you talking about? SAMANTHA (rushing): I'll do it! OTTO (sternly): Scanning...... life sign located... initiating emergency teleport.... With a loud BOOM!!! the man is teleported unto the stretcher Samantha had prepared. She quickly wraps the man in the warm blankets and feels for a pulse. SAMANTHA (shouts): HE HAS A PULSE!!!! HURRY PARAMEDICS!!!! The paramedics surround the man and soon have him stable enough to travel. When the emergency workers turn to thank Otto and Samantha, they are gone. Teleporting back to the top of the hill, Otto and Samantha are starting another run when they see an out of control skier whizzing by them. SAMANTHA (points): Oh NO! Look at that skier! OTTO (sternly): Ski patrol broadcasts say that the young lady's out of control, we'd better help her SAMANTHA (sighing): So much for taking a vacation.... Otto speeds down the hill, following the young lady skier who is now completely 'off-course' and flying into a thick patch of forest. Samantha skis along the trail, tracking both the skier and her husband with her collar. OTTO (radio to Sam): Samantha, get ready to use an anti-gravity beam on the skier when we get to the next clearing, I have to prevent her from hitting any of these small trees! Otto has nearly caught up with the skier, who is screaming and out of control. Using his laser beam eyes, the bionic GSD rapidly fires at the trees in front of the skier, clearing a 'path' to keep her from any near collisions. OTTO (sternly): She's headed for a huge tree.... got to do something... (smiles): My new missile launcher! Otto straightens his right arm, retracts his hand and fires a small missile. The missile obliterates the tree, allowing the skier to fly by without being harmed OTTO (radio to Sam): Samantha, we're heading for a steep cliff, hurry! Use your anti-gravity ray now! Samantha focuses on the skier, her collar emits a green beam which strikes the skier and holds her suspended in midair over the valley below. Otto is able to stop himself before reaching the edge of the cliff. OTTO (radio to Sam): Good work, my love! You teleport back to our room, I'll teleport the young lady to a ski patrol station nearby and join you there later. SAMANTHA (radio back): Alright, see you then, darling! The scene shifts to Otto & Samantha's suite, a half hour later. Otto has just teleported inside and is taking off his skis and snowsuit. OTTO (looks around); Samantha? Are you here? My sensors detect your presence, but my opitical units do not see you in the room. SAMANTHA (shouting from in back): I'm back here, dear! Otto walks into the bathroom and is a bot stunned by what he sees. Samantha, dressed in a one piece blue bathing suit, is sitting in the middle of the heart-shaped jaccuzzi hot tub. OTTO (stunned): Samantha? SAMANTHA (smiles): Darling, how about joining me in here! It's quite relaxing.... OTTO (nods): Affirmative! Otto strips down to his boxers and enters the hot tub beside his wife. SAMANTHA (happy): At last! We can spend some quality time alone! OTTO (nods): I concur, and you are quite stunning in that garment you are wearing... SAMANTHA (giggles): Oh Otto! You say some of the nicest things! As the two canines kiss, suddenly the door thrusts open. As Samantha screams and reaches for a towel, a dozen people enter the room. Many are hotel staff, pushing several carts of food into the room. Three members of the press, videocameras rolling, with microphones in hand. Otto wraps up in a robe and walks forward to greet them. OTTO (sternly): An explanation is demanded.... MANAGER (happy): This is room service for you and Samantha! A complete six course gourmet dinner, courtesy of this hotel! REPORTER (happy): You two are heroes! Rescuing that lost boy from a vicious grizzley bear, saving an ice fisherman from certain death and then saving the life of Britney Spears! You two are quite ... SAMANTHA (shocked); What??? OTTO (sternly): Scanning.... (surprised); Confirmed! Miss Spears was the young lady skier we rescued... SAMANTHA (concerned): Is she and the others alright, Mr. Reporter, sir? REPORTER (nods): Of course! The fisherman had to be taken to the hospital, but the doctor's are expecting a full recovery. Making her way through the group of people is Brittney Spears, who now stands in front of the two cano-sapiens. BRITTNEY (humbly): I gave you two a really hard time this morning, but yet you saved my life. I want to thank you and apologize for my harsh words. OTTO (sternly); Apology, unneccessary... SAMANTHA (smiles): It's alright, Miss Spears, ma'am! MANAGER (happy): Otto, you and your wife are true heroes! Ask for anything you want, anything at all and it's yours! SAMANTHA (smiles): Anything! MANAGER (nods): Yes, just name it! Samantha whispers to Otto, who nods and smiles at the group. OTTO (sternly); This is what we want.... we want to be by ourselves for the rest of the day. SAMANTHA (nods); Thank you for all the food and hospitality, but we just would like some time to ourselves now... MANAGER (nods); You got it! (turns): Alright, everyobody out! The staff, manager and Brittney all leave, but the reporters refuse to go. REPORTER #3 (smiles); C'mon guys! Give us a story! OTTO (sternly); How about this.... Group of reporters trapped on roof of hotel..... With a loud BOOM!!!!! Otto teleports the reporters away. SAMANTHA (shocked); Otto? OTTO (sternly): We will not be disturbed any longer! Otto pulls the phone cord out of the wall and uses his eye lasers to melt the locks on the door. OTTO (sternly): Shall we return to the hot tub, darling? SAMANTHA (huge grin); I have something else in mind... something EVEN BETTER!!! (motions with finger) Follow me.... OTTO (smiles): I like the way you think, Samantha Maddog! The scene now switches to the hall just outside their suit. Suddenly, a sign appears on the door which states, "DO NOT DISTURB --- OR ELSE!!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------